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British chav sluts
British chav sluts making porn films in exchange for cash for cheap booze and cigarettes

The sexiest and dirtiest British chav sluts picked up from bus stops,outside their local cheap booze shops and job centers and driven to quiet car parks where they strip naked and earn their cash by fucking their wet chav pussies with massive sex toys.

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Posted on: July 22, 2010

This is real amateur Chav sex. This bitch doesn’t look as though she’s going to manage that big Chav dick though does she? Can you picture her swallow that big bad boy down her filthy little slut throat? I can’t, but I’m intrigued to see the whole movie and find out if she actually manages it. I wouldn’t mind presenting my cock in front of her dirty little Chav face for her to suck on. I’ll tell you, I’d slam it to the back of her throat straight away and not give her a chance to even breathe.

This is the type of Chav slut that makes you want to give it to her real hard so that she doesn’t stand a chance! To fuck a Chav in the face while her gold and all her bling rattle around her neck is a heaven sent thing, and if you haven’t experienced it yet you seriously need to make it to your nearest council estate and pick one of these Chavettes up for a good time; they’re easy enough (just take 20 Mayfair and a bottle of gin with you).

Of course if you can’t get there then there’s always Chavley Court available to you When you see the Chav sluts we have on offer you probably won’t even want the real thing for Christ’s sake; at least you don’t have to listen to them whining and talking a load of shit, on a PC you can turn down the volume!

Posted on: July 22, 2010

Now this sexy little chav girl in her kitchen is one of the horniest little bitches we’ve seen on Filthy Britain; and that’s saying something. I’ve seen chavettes getting fucked up the arse and in the mouth, and I’ve seen them fingering themselves and sticking all manner of objects up their tight little chav pussy, but this babe just has something about her that makes her a little dirtier and flirtier than all the other chavettes we’ve seen. I think it’s the way she looks into the camera when she’s screwing herself with that big black dildo to be honest; she really fucking gets into it, and she doesn’t even have to say anything or scream out for you to tell. It’s the eyes that give it away if you ask me.

Hell this chav babe could make me cum in my pants just by looking at her; fuck knows what would happen if I actually saw her strip in front of me in my room, I might just explode! When you see her propped up on the kitchen counter nearly knocking the microwave over you’ll know you’ve come to the right place. She fucks herself with a passion that is completely unrivalled by another other chav slut on her council estate; and believe me, we’ve seen a lot of chavs off her council estate!

This chav slut can bury that dildo in her pussy and quietly enjoy it whilst looking at you as if she really wants you to stick your cock in her mouth while she does it; or better still hard in her ass. Couldn’t you just bend this chavette whore over the counter and fuck her in the ass, making her tits bounce against those dreadful cupboard units? I know I could. Click her sexy images to watch some free chav porn right now and see what you think; I’m pretty confident you won’t be disappointed!

Posted on: July 22, 2010

Look at the state of that place! If that isn’t a real Chav flat then I’ll eat my own testicles. I’ve been telling you that Chavley Court is all about real Chav girls getting their gash out to play; some of them get fucked too, and if you go to the website by clicking these links you’ll see just how many of these Chav sluts are getting fucked right now. Oh, and by the way, look out for us because we’ll be on a council estate near you sooner than you think, fucking all your Chavettes until they can’t walk straight.

This babe has the perfect Chav girl look about her doesn’t she? You can also tell that she’s an amateur because of the way she holds herself and the way she deliberately doesn’t look too provocatively into the camera when she’s being filmed. This Chav slut is doing this for money alone, not for the sheer kicks of the whole thing.

I have to say that I would love to go knocking on that door and pay her a few quid for a private Chav slut show like this; and I bet there would be thousands of other guys that would do exactly the same thing! When she finally sits on the two seater sofa and spreads her legs you can see just how wonderful her pussy looks; and not only that, because of the way this Chav slut is sitting, you can virtually see her arsehole too! Double the pleasure.

Posted on: July 22, 2010

This is a rare occurrence isn’t it? Since when do you get an innocent looking chav slut? She must be hiding something; she’s probably going to rob the fucking cameraman as soon as his back is turned, in order to buy some more bling. These fucking chav sluts are addicted to the stuff, it’s like cocaine to them little whores, and they simply have to have it. I know what I’d like to give this hot little chavette, and it isn’t bling.

I’d like to give her the full length of my hard cock right up her tight little arse. I want to hear this chav slut scream out that she is a filthy no good council estate whore who wants nothing more from life than to be fucked by guys like me all the time. I don’t buy that smiley face and those innocent eyes; I’ve been robbed by too many hookers in the past to allow that little trick to see the light of day.

I have to say though, she does have a certain endearing look about her doesn’t she? She doesn’t look like all the other chavettes you see on Filthy Britain, and I would imagine that this bodes well for her when she’s out to get more work playing with her pussy like she is in these movie clips. Now I have to tell you that I have seen the whole movie of this little chav slut, and I simply have to tell you that, whilst the clips are good, they are nothing like the full movie. When you see the full movie you’ll be wanking off for weeks over it; this little bitch really knows how to work the camera and she will certainly get you off at least three times during the first showing! Mark my words man! This was not just a fluke, I’ve spoken to others
that said it happened to them too.

Posted on: July 22, 2010

This babe was found waiting at the bus stop in her tracky bottoms and trainers; she even had her bottoms tucked into her socks like the classic Chavs of old! Anyway, we thought we’d offer her a ride home. She accepted and we took her to the nearest council estate. She said “how did you know where I live? This is a little too weird” Of course, we replied that it wasn’t hard to guess where she lived because she was a Chav slut and we knew that the only place we could possibly take a Chavette like herself was to the council estate. She didn’t see this as an insult, in fact she found it quite intuitive and thanked us enormously when we dropped her off.

She asked us if we fancied a cup of coffee and we accepted.Well you can imagine what happened next can’t you. We happened to bring the camera along with us and she ended up playing with her pussy with one of the many sex toys we also happen to carry around with us on the road. This Chav slut was more pleased with the morning work than we were.

She got a lift home, and then handed a great dildo to play with herself; what more could a Chavette want out of life; she certainly wouldn’t get anything much better anyway the Chav whore! If you like Chavettes who live on council estates and dress in tracksuit bottoms as much as we do then you’ll want to see more; simply click the links and pictures and you’ll soon see all the Chav slut action we have available.

Posted on: July 22, 2010

Here at Filthy Britain we’re all about giving you as much free chav porn as you can handle in order to try out the site and see what you think, and to be honest, we’re perfectly well aware that you just jerk off over the clips and never return most of the time. But I have to tell you this, simply because I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t share it with someone, this babe is well worth a membership; even if you were only going to watch her alone.

Now I don’t say that lightly, I myself am a big porn fan (particularly chav porn), and I don’t like to pay for it most of the time, there’s no point when there’s so much free stuff, but this one is an exception.I was drawn into this movie straight away. I watch all the chavettes performing on movie and they’re all good, but this one made me watch it again and again, and I can’t for the life of me think why it was any better.

Was it the red fishnet stockings that did it? No, I don’t think so. I think it was just the pure length and slow, satisfying build up that this chav girl delivers when she comes time and time again for you on video. She truly loves the camera and she truly loves to show off like no other chavette I’ve seen; and let me tell you now, I’ve seen plenty of chavs getting their pussy out for the camera and burying all manner of things in them. You seriously need to check out the free clips; I’d be happy if you just did that, but be warned, you might just be swept into the action and not even know it!

Posted on: July 22, 2010

This council estate Chav is having one hell of a time playing with her juicy little Chav pussy for the cameras. I tell you, the minute we step foot inside one of these Chavette flats on the council estates it’s like they turn into instant porn stars.

They’ve been gagging for a good fuck or a nice long play with a dildo, so what we do is hand it to them and say “get on with it”. Personally, when I look at this particular selection of images, I have to say that my favourites are the ones that show the Chav slut pulling her naughty looking, little thong over her nice sized ass cheek in order to grant access for her nice long dildo. There is something about seeing it from behind that does it for me, and I can’t quite put my finger on what it is (although I wish I could put my whole hand on that juicy little pussy!)

I have to hand it to the cameramen who work on Chavley Court, simply because I don’t think I could watch some Chav slut stripping off her trainers and tracksuit bottoms, and taking off all her gold chains in order to fuck herself with a dildo. You see, I would simply have to jump on her and stick my big hard cock into her Chavette pussy! For Christ’s sake, if you’re going to parade it all over the place then I’m bound to want to fuck it aren’t i? I’m only human!

Posted on: July 22, 2010

Just take a look at this filthy brunette Chav slut sucking on that cock in the kitchen. This dirty slapper probably gets fucked in her kitchen a few times each day I would imagine, and who wouldn’t want to knock on the door of her council flat and go in for a quick fuck? I know I’d give my back teeth for a go at fucking her hard from behind like this guy is doing. I bet it’s fun hearing all her bling and gold rattle and knock against the kitchen units while you give her what for! What a fucking Chav slut this bitch is.

I bet she take all his jizz and swallows it, every last drop; and what’s more is I bet she looks him in the eyes as she does it in true filthy Chav tart style. Chavettes are renowned for their oral skills, but not usually oral sex skills; they’re usually shouting a load of abuse at people from the balconies of their council flats. This bitch looks the sort that would really slag you off if you crossed her; it’s just as well this guy has his cock wedged firmly into the back of her throat for part of this video. At least that way he’ll keep her quiet.

I can imagine really banging the hell out of this Chav slag in her kitchen and making her knock all her crappy kitchen appliances on the floor, like the matching kettle, toaster and egg cups from Argos or something like that. I would fuck her all over that tiny little, shitty room. And when I was finished with the Chav slut, I’d push her onto the floor and command her to open her slutty little mouth for my load of cum.

Posted on: July 22, 2010

This little Chavette slut will do almost anything for money, as you can see here. All we had to do was knock on a few council estate flat doors to find this Chav bitch sitting around watching daytime television. She had little choice in the matter because she couldn’t get out of her chair due to all the gold and bling she was wearing; it was enough to rival Mr. T for Christ’s sake.

Chavette whores like this will gladly get their filthy little pussy out if you wave a ten pound note in front of their face; it’ll buy them 20 Mayfair and maybe a cheap bottle of booze to get them through the next five hours of their council estate existence! Perhaps I shouldn’t sound so hard on these Chav sluts? Maybe we should appreciate them a little more than this, if only because they’re getting their kit off and playing with themselves for us on camera.

I don’t even know the name of this Chav slut, but she is pretty hot really isn’t she? You could take her off this Chav council estate, put her in an evening dress and take her to a West End show! However, you’d have to guarantee that the little Chav bitch didn’t open her mouth; after all if a cat was born in a stable it doesn’t make it a horse does it? Chav girls will never be classy, and that’s exactly why we love them so much! Click the links and check out the free Chavette sex clips; I just know that you’re going to love these little bitches as much as I did.

Posted on: July 22, 2010

When you want a bit of sex without the complications then all you need is a Chav slut to make your day. Chavettes like the one you see in these video clips are among of the dirtiest, horniest sluts in the UK simply because they don’t have anything much else to do, other than play with their Chav pussy, suck dick, and get fucked on their council estates. When they bend over for you they really want you to pull down their tracksuit bottoms and fuck them hard in the ass; they’re not just playing games like some of these hot bitches on the internet these days.

Anything goes with the Chav girls. Pretty much all of them are whores anyway in their massive tower blocks and council estates. There’s nothing more that these amateurs enjoy than getting fucked and maybe getting a little something in return so that they can rush down the local jeweller and get a load more crappy bling and inexpensive gold shit to put around their necks.

This little Chav slut in particular simply can’t get enough cock so she has resorted to using her sex toy to get off; the filthy little Chav tart! It looks like one of those expensive, fancy vibes that does everything for you and then warms your tea and makes a nice vinaigrette salad for your lunch. And as if that wasn’t enough, she’s also managed to secure herself a place on the tumble dryer in order to get more kicks out of the experience. Just how she has managed to find a free space in that council flat where she lives with around 100 other Chavs and Chavettes I do not know, but I see there is a bed in the laundry room, so she’s clearly kicked someone out!

Posted on: July 19, 2010
I like british chav sluts because they are dirty and always on the look out for easy cock.